Angel, 20.
Live a life full of happiness and without regret.
My blog is dedicated to anything and everything that makes me smile.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“What are you doing this weekend?”
“What are you doing this summer?”
“What are you doing with your life?”
a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
“If you could fight anyone who would you fight?”
(Source: tylerdrrdn)
(Source: bookjunkie26)
thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:
My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.
oH MY GOD
Turn-ons: Boys
Interests: Boys
Hobbies: Boys
Dislikes: Boys
(Source: illkim)
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
The hardest choice to make is the one between Internet and sleep.
(Source: downonpayne)
i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
(Source: everitas-nudes)
college; the musical
featuring such hits as:
- the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250
- why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment
- final exams more like no
- how did my gpa get so low
- this ta really needs to stop
- i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow
- how did my gpa get so high (reprise)
My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
if you ever need nothing i’m here for you
